LYRICS:

Well, my name is Yma, and I wrote a song.

Just give me a minute, it won't take very long.

Running for House of Representatives, District 158

and I really want to serve you, and I know that I'll be great.

(Chorus)

Just vote for Yma! That's Y-M-A

I love the Ozarks, and this part of the state

of sweet Missouri--I'll Represent.

Keep your waters clean, and your money well-spent.

Well nobody likes abortions,

but there's a little thing called Plan B.

It stops unwanted pregnancies,

and I want to make it free!

There's certainly a swamp of tweakers,

and I aim to take it on.

These poor cats (cops) are underfunded,

with me, that ain't gonna last too long!

China can't slink in here, and take up all the land.

We wanna keep America American,

and I know you'll understand.

And Table Rock Lake?

Well, it's crystal-freaking clear!

I know we all wanna keep it that way,

and I'll fight for that, have no fear.

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